.

I dunno ask me shit

bongfucker:

basically my dick is huge and you got fucking owned

(via orgasm)

neptunain:

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

(via greetings)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via missparaphernalia)

2cc48a:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

(via missparaphernalia)

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via missparaphernalia)

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops, via missparaphernalia)

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

(via pizza)

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

(via orgasm)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via tyler-hoechlin)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via guy)

thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

image

(Source: mars-barscandy, via pizza)

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